Advert for Alice
by Rob HopcottAlice would not normally read the free paper.
"Just full of adverts no use to anybody," she would say to herself and toss it
in the pile under the sink ready for recycling.
But this ad caught her eye. It was different and sort of intriguing. So she
patted her short, fair curly hair, settled herself down tidily at the kitchen
table - and read on.
'A woman - wanted for short term assignment. Good rates of pay (satisfies
National Minimum Wage). Possibility of personal danger. Imclearbluemediate start.'
Then there was a PO box number for replies.
She pondered the words carefully - 'personal danger', 'good rates of pay',
'short term contract'. What could it mean? Surely an employer couldn't put an
employee into personal danger deliberately. There must be a law against it.
In Alice's tidy world, there was a place for everything and this advert didn't
fit. But she remembered another ad she had replied to. It had led to quite a
bit of excitement in her life and the memory still left her tingling. Perhaps
this could be the same. After all, what could really go wrong. The house was
tidy, the bills were paid and her husband was preoccupied with his work at the
Bank. She had time on her hands. There could be little to lose and perhaps a
little bit of (carefully controlled) excitement to be had.
The letter she penned gave brief details about herself, enclosed a photo
(requested in the small print) and asked for a job description.
'Keep it formal', she thought to herself.
'Just because the job's a bit unusual doesn't mean that they can't observe
proper procedure'.
The thought of them observing proper procedure reassured her. Proper procedures
kept everything organised and efficient. Even 'dangerous' situations could be
safe with 'proper procedures'.
Alice stamped the letter from the supply always kept in the top drawer of the
sideboard in the kitchen and she hummed contentedly as she made the short
journey down to the post box.
Spring was coming and the trees were just beginning to bud. Soon they would be
bearing brightly coloured flowers. Tree blossom was always nice to look at, she
thought, but somehow made the front garden look so untidy when the it fell to
then ground in early Summer.
Her heels clicked on the pavement. The sound reminded her of the typewriter she
had used at the accountants where she worked for the first four years of her
marriage. No need for her to work now. Tom made enough to keep them
comfortably, especially now the kids were out of College and in their own jobs.
The suburban semi-detached houses to her left and right seemed strangely quiet.
If there were other ladies, like Alice, with time on their hands waiting for
their families returned to the fold, they were not showing themselves. Alice
wondered how many of them had been curious enough to consider answering the ad.
The letter box appeared in front of her.
'Last chance to change your mind', she told herself and then quickly dropped it
through the slot before indecision got the better of her.
Then she dismissed the matter from her mind. There were some small fresh
grocery items to purchase and it was a while since she had bought any clothes.
Perhaps a trouser suit would be suitable for the interview. Less fussy and
constraining than the slim line knee length skirts and white blouse she
normally wore.
'More appropriate for an action lady', she thought as she jumped onto the bus that would take her down into
town.
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The car that arrived to collect Alice, two days later, from outside her house
was large and smart. Alice had never paid much attention to differences between
car manufacturers. A car was a car - it got you from home to school on the kids
run or took you to the supermarket for the weeks shopping.
However, even Alice, could tell that this car was something extra. It smelt
different - a sort of mixture of leather polishes with a tang of something
indecipherably spicy. It purred along silently through the Surrey roads, like
the big cat that was part of it's trade mark and was driven by a smart
chauffeur who very politely called her 'madam' but refused to be drawn into
conversation.
Town houses soon disappeared from view and were replaced by country hedges and
small villages. Eventually, a huge pair of black and gilt wrought iron gates
slid automatically open and the car swept majestically up the drive to a huge
house of spires and cornices. Alice was enthralled. It was like being carried
along on a magic carpet - and all for just answering an ad in the free paper.
The house entrance and hall were as large and imposing as the gently curving
private drive. Once inside, the chauffeur handed her over to a dark haired man
wearing the serious professional smile and style of a butler. He wouldn't talk
either.
The room she now (quite nervously) entered was huge and lavishly furnished with
sofas, couches and all manner of soft furnishing. Colourful drapes hung along
the wall giving the typically English lounge an oriental appearance. A large
desk stood in the window and it was in this direction the butler pointed her
before quietly disappearing from view.
The plush pile on then carpet deadened the sound of her heels. The man looked
up, tensed, appraised her quickly and then visibly relaxed.
"My dear, how kind of you to come out to see me." His accent, although it
matched his traditional Middle East clothes, was not strong. He came round the
table and shook Alice's hand. His hands were particularly soft for a man, she
thought. Not hands use to physical work.
With a gentle pressure on her elbow, he directed her to an ornate sofa situated
in front of his desk and took position at the other end. His eyebrows were very
dark and his eyes hazel brown and he was quite tall. He sat down in stages,
rearranging his robes as he lowered himself decorously onto the sumptuous
cushions.